|Douche:||you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick|
|Nice girl:||excuse me?|
|Douche:||yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*|
|Nice girl:||isn't that a label they put on small objects?|
In case you’re reading this babe, I love you.
life hack : you can’t do anything wrong if you don’t do anything at all
im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode